So it seems that the bluetooth utility wants to lie to me too? The computer I'm testing it on does SO have a bluetooth adapter in it.

For file management, Lubuntu uses this "PCManFM" thing I've never heard of. Probably for good reason, because not only is it a visual ripoff of Nautilus, but it has so many bugs, you'd think you were an insectologist.
Not even kidding, I tried deleting some blank text file, and it said "This file cannot be found".

They didn't even try with this. "<-"? "sqrt"?
Okay, I can understand the square root one since PCs have no square-root key, but come on, either put in an arrow or just type "Back". It looks like you were in a rush to turn this out the way it is. And what's with the "v" in the memory functions? Seems totally pointless to me.

My god, it looks like chat might actually be useful?
Don't think that it is, because you'll be sorely disappointed like I was.

First of all it doesn't seem to want to accept any of the entered information as it is, and spewed out some bull**** about how there cannot be a space in any of the boxes. Well that's the dumbest thing I've heard all day, peoples' names are not run-on sentences in case you haven't noticed.
Then I was able to get in, and it would keep dropping the server, or even going as far as changing it and leaving me with a fat error saying "You are not registered. Please register."

Ugh why did I even bother?

This is Chromium, which is basically another version of Chrome.