"You have no IM accounts configured"
Really? Alert the media this is ground breaking news.

This is Pidgin, which is an IM client.

These are the print spooler, and the run dialog.

This is the add printer utility, which believe it or not failed to add the printer I wanted, like the installer it force quit without so much as an error message.

Simple Scan is included with a number of distros, and actually works unlike most of Lubuntu.